Don't be a monster,cuz monsters are mean. What with all that city trampling, fire breathing, tail lashing and general trouble making its no wonder they never get invited to tea partys or even tupperware partys, and that stuff is unbreakable.
Some monsters are good, but very few. Aside from Mothra and Gamara,( who was a friend to children everywhere), most monsters just want to stomp on your house or at least lower your property value. Maybe monsters are just misunderstood. But there is one thing all evil monsters understand, and that is that sooner or later Ultraman will be kickin' their monster asses. SOOWATCH!!!!!!!!!!!