Daddy Shark

Dirty Work

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

This is why our church tell the youth to obtain as much education as possible. It is however,good honest work. The world needs someone who can build the bridge as well as design it. The cable pictured here is 4 inches in diameter and weighs about 42 lbs per foot. Thats why my muscles are hard and my back is sore. The wire rope line shown here has a working load limit of 260,000 lbs. It would take at least 6 times that weight to break it but for safeties sake it's rated at a 5 to 1 design factor.

I have done some work on the new Narrows bridge, so remember that when you're about to cross the new span and begin wishing you had taken the ferry.

The Shiney Thing and the Seascape

Monday, February 26, 2007

It's hard to believe but the DW & I have been hitched for a year and a half already. Talk about yer wedded bliss, OK lets not, suffice it to say BLAMMO!!!!!!!!!!! Anyhow we have set about to stocking "McRobertson Arms" with artwork that we both can agree on. This hasn't been easy since Baby Girl has her style preference and all my taste is in my mouth. Like she would go for an oil painting and Im a kung fu poster kinda guy. She enjoys art films and I like Ultra Man, see some of my early posts if you haven't met Ultra Man yet. Don't laugh, he's the only thing keeping your home from being heavily trodden upon by giant monsters. Sorry I went off, its just that I know he's real, and a few of you still think I should check into the nearest loony bin for a few days holiday.

No matter, here are a few items the DW and I actually agreed upon to adorn our domicile. If you want, call us up and we may be able to arrange a private tour. As always smoking and spit tobacco are not allowed at "McRobertson Arms." And thank you for your continued support.

All time Lowe

Saturday, February 24, 2007

I hope I've finally learned my lesson. Once again I ventured into Lowe's hardware, emphasis on the HARD, to buy something. Now usually when I go there,I somehow become invisible, either that or the workers turn invisible. This time however the gal at the customer service counter could actually see me, so I inquired as to the where abouts of the roofing products. With a totally vacant stare she motioned toward the back of the store and sez " I really couldn't tell you, its some where back there diagonally, I think".

Knowing only slightly more than I did before I wasted the Employee of the Months time, I begin wandering around the store like a blind dog in a butcher shop. You know following my nose, hoping to smell wood products. So I finally find the comp shingles Im looking to buy, except every bundle is torn open as if a rabid pack of roofing rats had attacked them. Frustrated I head out of the store, and Im sure I looked funny cuz I was kicking myself in the butt all the way out for thinking that I could get anything done at Lowe's.

Then all was MO' betta cuz I went to HOME DEPOT, the do it yourselfers Valahalla. Everything I needed was right in the front of the store. I was in and out in 10 minutes or so. So my advice to all of you is go to HOME DEPOT cuz they got what you need, and they can see their customers. If it gets intresting I'll post as to the progress of the reroofing of the shed.

TTFN DADDYSHARK

Presidents Day

Friday, February 23, 2007

Me and Sister McDonald and a few of our friends rented a house at Ocean Shores for the week end. It was fun to get away, even if the weather was crappy. It really stormed a couple of times and the surf was wicked pounding. I love the power of the ocean, somehow it helps me to think of the majisty and powerful wisdom of my Heavenly Father.

We had a lunch and dinner at an Irish pub called Galway Bay. The food was ever so good, espically the traditional Irish fare. If you're ever in Open Sores I mean Ocean Shores you will really be missing out if you don't take at least one meal at the pub. I did however get a speeding ticket and that sucked but other than that a splendid time was had by one and all. Maybe next time we can take all of you out there in Blogsylvania.

TTFN DADDYSHARK

Why???????

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Can anyone tell me why this doll is smiling???

Something yummy goes to the blogger with the best story as to why this cute lil' guy is so happy.

POPPO

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Hey, look you guys its my dear ol' dad. He's not a cop, but he plays one on TV.

MEME all off in your eye.

The DW MEMED me and until she did I had no bleedin' idea what the Helsinki a MEME even was, other than some big gal who was on the Drew Carey Show. She always wore moo moos and had hideous make-up that looked like it was applied by Earl Schieb.

Anyways... I'm supposed to post five things you cyberlings don't know about me. So here it is - the naked and brutal truth. Don't hate me. I'm not special like you.

1. I could subsist on a diet of mustard sandwichs and walnuts. Walnuts by themselves, not on the sandwich. And Frenchs plain ol' yella mustard not that foo foo coarse ground, brown stuff. That's jive and will never do for a classic mustard sammi.

2. My all-time favorite hymn is "A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief ". Following closely on the Best Loved Melodies list are "O My Father" and "I Know That My Redeemer Lives". All of those songs touch my heart and can set me to bawling. I'm just a big weepy soft hearted boob. That fact, however, is not much of a secret. What can I say? When the Spirit presses down on my soul tears squirt out.

3. For all of my kindness and service for others, I still have a dark and contentious nature that I am trying to overcome. Lord help me.

4. When I was younger I could throw a baseball in excess of 100 MPH on a radar gun, I've thrown a whiffle ball 55 MPH when I was 39 years old. The last time I threw, I was 41 and tore up my shoulder trying to best my oldest sons 75 MPH, which I did at 77 MPH. Since that stunt I can't even throw overhand anymore. That's what happens when you get old and give out.

5. Although I've been married twice before I met the Mrs., I have never loved anyone or anything more deeply than I do her. She is the breath in my lungs. I am commited to her fully and we are doing our best to walk with our Master, the Lord Jesus Christ. Through him and with her forever isn't some gooshy, silly lovers dream that the world throws around. But a very real possibility. I would drag my tongue across flamming glass if it made her happy, or at least put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher, (cuz that does make her happy). I LOVE YOU Mrs. Mac!!!!!!!!! And that also is no much of a secret. I love you baby girl.

Change

Monday, January 01, 2007

So here I am fresh into the year 2007 and not a flying car in sight, people are killing one another at a record rate, and the world is full scale selling darkness for light.Well Im not gonna get all heavy on ya, cuz anyone who has ever read some scripture ought not be surprised. Although I would've thought that we would all at the very least, own Junior Birdman Rocket packs.Progress comes slowly at times I suppose.
Anyway what this Blog is about is what we,(when I say we I mean you and me) gonna resolve to do this comming year to be better people, saints ,Family members, kick boxers or dog polishers.Now don't get crazy and try for something impossible like world peace or getting kids to be totally quiet in church cuz that would be like trying to nail Jello to a tree. Im just asking you to list one or two ideas for a worthwhile change you or I can employ in the next year to make our or your world a better place.So come on people what have you got, you're all very clever, creative, and thoughtful, so tell Daddy Shark how thats gonna happen.
As for me Im gonna try to be a better commuter, stress less when the non-driving bozo in the other car can't read my mind. I resolve not to question their ancesstory or IQ.Im gonna sit back relax and breath through my nose. OK the floor, or shall I say the Blog is open. How's it gonna be????

LAST SUMMER

Monday, December 25, 2006

WHAT WITH ALL THE WIND STORMS, SNOW STORMS, FREEZES, AND NEAR CONSTANT RAIN, I NEEDED A LITTLE SUNSHINE, SO HERE IT IS. ME IN MY SNAPPY HAWIIAN SHIRT. I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF AMERICAN FALLS. DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME IS NIAGRA FALLS. THAT WAS ON OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAYS EVER. OK I'M BETTER NOW. IF THE WEATHER IS GETTING TO YOU I SUGGEST THAT YOU STARE AT THIS PICTURE UNTIL THE BLUES GO AWAY OR UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER STAND TO LOOK AT MY UGLY KISSER. IN ANY EVENT CHEER UP IT CAN'T RAIN FOREVER...CAN IT???????

Me & the Mrs

Thursday, December 14, 2006

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
THE DEAR WIFE AND I WANT TO EXTEND SEASONS GREETINGS TO ALL. WE HOPE YOU GET AND GIVE LOTS OF COOL PRESENTS. I'VE ALREADY BEEN GIVEN THE BESTEST GIFT, A WONDERFUL MATE. IF YOU DON'T LOVE HER THEN YOU DON'T KNOW HER.

Bacon Breath

Monday, December 04, 2006

Me in one of my piggy moods. I don't mean to boar ya.

Animal Headed

My wife says that at times I'm too bull-headed. Now I won't try to buffalo you. Im sure I've been a beast at times. Im not gonna wallow in it though, let me just say Im sorry to anyone whom I've horned in upon.
I gotta go now, has anybody seen my hat?

Power Chords

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

I just love this album. It's hard, it's soft it rocks it rolls, it has a skullaton guy with freaky sharp knives and a modified WWII german army helmet. The band is a pack of Scottish guys who live in Canada. I mean whats not to like??????

Bahai Temple Chicago

I saw this Temple while vacationing this summer. It's a fabulous structure, don't you think? There are 7 Bahai temples in the world, each more beautiful than the next. Check them out on-line, I think you'll agree.

Ronald, What have you done??

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

It seems that due to all the sugar, corn syrup and mega fat content of the meals he pushes, our ol' pal Ronald McDonald (no relation) has run afoul of the law. Word is he was caught by the cops smuggling HappyMeals into a Jenny Craig. He claimed they were a special delivery order for his close personal friend Kristi Ally, who was unavailable for comment due to an overdose of Dexatrim. Said to be driving the getaway car was Sally Struthers, but she was released because there are no handcuffs big enough to fit around her wrists. She is currently under house arrest at Krispi Kreme.

So if you want to stay out of trouble with Jonny Law Don't be like Ronald, spend your food dollars at Arby's cuz thats real food, yah man, dem's good eats.

Thanksgiving

Saturday, November 25, 2006

I'm very much in hopes that you all take the time to count your blessings. God has given us much. If you are reading this you at least have access to a computer, but I'm guessing you have much more. I know that I have more than I could've ever dreamed of. It, of course all comes from GOD, without whos help I am lost. I do need to be more kind and understanding to others and not snivel when things don't go my way. I found a great quote by Neal A. Maxwell (you may have heard of him,if not look him up). It goes like this, "Since we can have no justified complaints against the LORD, who gives us so much, griping simply does not go with Gospel grattitude. Ingrattitude reflects the intellectual dishonesty of those who can enumerate their grievances but cannot count their blessings."

Aging Hipster

Monday, November 20, 2006

In the immortal words of Dr.Evil "There's nothing more embarassing than an Aging Hipster".Well I just turned 50, yes I know you're thinking "He can't be a day over 47",alas and alack tis true,50 it is.I used to be so cool, I had it going on. Now young people don't even see me as a member of the same species. Its OK I guess, Ive got credit, a wonderful wife , that I adore and I know who I am and where I'm going.
I'm not that cat anymore and thats fine with me.