Tuesday, November 28, 2006
It seems that due to all the sugar, corn syrup and mega fat content of the meals he pushes, our ol' pal Ronald McDonald (no relation) has run afoul of the law. Word is he was caught by the cops smuggling HappyMeals into a Jenny Craig. He claimed they were a special delivery order for his close personal friend Kristi Ally, who was unavailable for comment due to an overdose of Dexatrim. Said to be driving the getaway car was Sally Struthers, but she was released because there are no handcuffs big enough to fit around her wrists. She is currently under house arrest at Krispi Kreme.
So if you want to stay out of trouble with Jonny Law Don't be like Ronald, spend your food dollars at Arby's cuz thats real food, yah man, dem's good eats.
1 comments:
Or better yet, come to Yarnnation for a good home cooked meal!
And what color do YOU think I should dye my hands?
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