Wednesday, May 16, 2007
1. I am a major freak for neckties with a minor in dress shoes. I own way over 100 ties, some of which I have yet to wear.
2. The guys at work once offered me 50 bux to go an entire day without speaking. I declined cuz I knew that was impossible. It would be easier to nail jello to a tree.
3.I have at least 40 songs copyrighted with the Library of Congress. 10 of those songs are really good. Im actually a pretty good poet. Just ask me and I'll tell ya.
4. My first work experience was picking plums and apricots for 50 cents a crate, and my first real job was at Der Wienerschnitzel. Polish Dogs Rule.
5.I have never felt love nor have been loved more deeply and with more purpose and promise than I do at this stage of my life. Noelle Rules way more than a Polish Dog.Duh.
6.My ambition after High School was to go to Brooks Institute of Photography in Santa Barbara Ca. But my folks wanted me to go on a mission for the Church, so we compromised and I went in to the US Army. I became a Combat Engineer so I could work with explosives. TNT Rules too.
7.I once let a pretty girl talk me into jumping out of a tree that was at least 90 to 100 feet above the lake. When I got to the top and saw how far up I was I wanted no part of the jump. but this evil girl in a rubber raft challenged my manhood so naturally I jumped. Stupid man.
Having never fallen so far, I was unaware that I should lock the back door. I got a wicked lake water enema the likes of which the world had never seen. I was paralyzed from the waist down which made it very hard to get to shore. The throngs of onlookers on the shore were screaming their approval at my daring feat. As I dragged myself up on to the muddy shore still unable to move my legs, I flopped over onto my back and hollared to the girl in the raft." I HATE YOU"
Thus proving that peer preasure can be a total pain in the butt.
4 comments:
HA HA HA HA. It was all worth it just for #7 alone. And I never knew a lot of that stuff about you (except for #5, of course). Thanks for playing!
That was freeking hysterical! I hope to never know how it must have felt to get the lake water enema.
#5 is so sweet and #2 and #7 I am still laughing at. I also had no idea you have copyrighted songs. When do we get to hear them?
I'm new and this was quite the introduction :)
I'm chuckling.
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